Posted on February 27, 2012 with 4 notes.
Tagged with what girl scouts is all about, .

pinkie pie on cocaine: to be a girl scout, must i fast on lent and then give up something dear to me so i suffered as jesus did when he died on the cross for our sins?
ponkopoo: yes
ponkopoo: and you must hunt homosexuals
ponkopoo: and present your troop leader with their heads
pinkie pie on cocaine: now, question
pinkie pie on cocaine: when you have collected enough heads, do you put them on stakes and have a bonfire and then, if so, do you do sing tribal chants and dance around the fire?
ponkopoo: yes my child but first you must travel across the continent gathering up your gypsy caravan and you must be in the presence of at least three child sacrifices
ponkopoo: children or virgins whichever is more available at the time
ponkopoo: and then you must draw a pentagram on the floor
ponkopoo: and you can't have any angles more than 45 degrees
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