February 2012
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sassy-gay-dante asked: why didn't you call it a dumblr post... have i taught you nothing...
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paging tumblr user ghostbono
my girl scout cookies are more popular than ur dum tumbplr post
stercus-fit:
Anne the cookies are all over my dash
Help they are staring into my soul
too famous 4 u
this is your last call for nic cage girl scout cookies i’m not taking any more orders starting tomorrow
aka if you ask me for some and i’ve already gone to bed NOPE TOO LATE
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stercus-fit asked: OKAY. Are you going to the gathering on the tenth cause otherwise I'll mail it. ALSO HOW MUCH
ghostbono:
ponkopoo:
ghostbono:
general notice, if i say stop talking to me about something and you DON’T stop, i can’t guarantee i’ll be nice to you
i’m sorry but
this has happened in the past and i hope it doesn’t happen again
i guess you could say
they talk
and you no listen
anne i’m going to ANNIHILATE your BUTT
don’t you mean
annehilate
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amperehope:
sometimes i look at my followers list, and see really cool people, and go
why are you still following me
i like your booty
but i’m not straight
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stercus-fit asked: Anne can I buy some cookies from you can I
ghostbono:
general notice, if i say stop talking to me about something and you DON’T stop, i can’t guarantee i’ll be nice to you
i’m sorry but
this has happened in the past and i hope it doesn’t happen again
i guess you could say
they talk
and you no listen
oh yeah today in spanish we were doing palm reading for some reason and my life line was nonexistant
my parents put me up for adoption because i was too raven
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protohipster asked: yes omg the yellow ones taste ike banana laffy taffies and it's great. i found out b/c my friend needed a preggo test and while we were at walmart we bought condoms and she said "what if we just...tasted these..." and yep
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protohipster asked: tmi time if you get tropical favored durex condoms they taste like laffy taffy
another condom story from anne in spirit of tmi tuesday since nobody’s asking any questions
the first time i had a condom i opened it and i immediately threw it across the room screaming IT’S WET NOBODY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE WET
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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite flavor of condom?
amperehope:
daniellaughingalonewithlaudanum:
absolute-funniest-posts is tumblr’s version of youtube’s raywilliamjohnson
“look at this funny thing! now let me take credit”
subscibe to this youtube channel, you’ll love it on your browser!
Watcheveryone come over
bring your sombreros
its a fiesta
can you guys make sure to tag your update posts
it would be most appreciated
everyone pray for todd mcclellan rIGHT NOW
anyway yes i am home but i’m working on a write-up at the moment so i’m a bit distracted but do skype me feel free yes good
shouldn’t take me long to finish this anyway
superkianagalaxy:
estemshorn:
fapitalism:
...
someone please tell me that there’s a way to get the my little pony things that run around on people’s blogs to stop
they slow my computer down so much and it’s like jUST LEAVE ME ALONE I’M READING THIS BLOG
It is Tuesday
princekarkat:
The designated day for you to solicit information from me that may be quantified as “too much.”
Let the festivities of Tuesday commence!
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
Text
Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
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ghostbono asked: what is the best kind of booty
tmi tuesday
i’m participating once again
n-not that i want u to send questions
baka
farawayconnections:
ponkopoo:
farawayconnections replied to your post: I want elbow deep in YOUR insatiable ass
when i wake up tomorrow i will reply to this
u have not won young grasshopper
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farawayconnections replied to your post: I want elbow deep in YOUR insatiable ass
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farawayconnections asked: I want elbow deep in YOUR insatiable ass
my cats used to hide behind the playstation because it was really warm and sometimes i’d be watching tv for like two hours and then they’d just emerge from under the stereo system
why does everyone think it’s a good idea to tell me bad puns when i’m VOMITING
incognitovindicator:
i can’t even rely on who likes a message to possibly figure out who sent it since most people like it due to my images
cries because people like my reactions
i wonder who sent the hungarian ask
iiiit’s a myyyysteryyyy
help i’m depressed and nauseated to the max and fuckin kas won’t stop making me laugh and vomit all over my slippers
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pinkie pie on cocaine: to be a girl scout, must i fast on lent and then give up something dear to me so i suffered as jesus did when he died on the cross for our sins?
ponkopoo: yes
ponkopoo: and you must hunt homosexuals
ponkopoo: and present your troop leader with their heads
pinkie pie on cocaine: now, question
pinkie pie on cocaine: when you have collected enough heads, do you put them on stakes and have a bonfire and then, if so, do you do sing tribal chants and dance around the fire?
ponkopoo: yes my child but first you must travel across the continent gathering up your gypsy caravan and you must be in the presence of at least three child sacrifices
ponkopoo: children or virgins whichever is more available at the time
ponkopoo: and then you must draw a pentagram on the floor
ponkopoo: and you can't have any angles more than 45 degrees
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pinkie pie on cocaine: anne how do girl scouts work
ponkopoo: what do you mean
pinkie pie on cocaine: how does
pinkie pie on cocaine: it work
pinkie pie on cocaine: what is
pinkie pie on cocaine: this girl scout
pinkie pie on cocaine: you speak of
pinkie pie on cocaine: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03352nQ2S1r6r3nto1_500.jpg
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Anonymous asked: i still love you. not in a creeper way, but. i love you and i want you to be happy, but i know i can't really help so i don't try. but i'm not the only one. i love you Anne and i want you to feel better. <3